As you all know, Jack is very very into Indiana Jones. Lately this has expanded into an interest in temples, pyramids, mummies, hieroglyphics (yes, he knows that word) -- all the sorts of things Indy himself might enjoy. Of late, Jack has had several "mummy sightings." He will squat down over a crack in the sidewalk, stroke his chin pensively and intone seriously, "I think there's a mummy down there."
Well, Professor Jack's wealthy patron decided to sponsor a risky expedition to search for mummies in the backyard. (Being a cautious fellow, he made sure there was a reasonable chance of success ahead of time.) Accompanied by a documentary photographer (the selfsame patron) our intrepid hero fearlessly embarked on this history-making voyage . . .
Deep into the wilds of his backyard strode Indiana Jack . . .
Just as the sun was going down . . . at least ten to fifteen minutes into his quest. . . what's this?!?!
Eureka! Surely an artifact of an ancient civilization right here in a Monrovia, California backyard!
With whip held high, it was time to head back to base camp . . .
Time to get to work!
With some help from his photographer, Jack soon unearthed evidence of an actual mummy!
With his heart pumping he continued his excavation tirelessly . . .
. . . until it was time to pack up his numerous finds and call it a night.
Nobody messes with Indiana Jack!
